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Death Attempts To Dead Me

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The Mighty Firbank (and Myself)
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Yuri Hospodar

Death Attempts To Dead Me

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No, really!! ! I thought it was a migraine as I huddled in pain 10 hours yesterday but after a groggy codeinonight of don't-you-dare-toss-and-turn-lest-risk-pukology and waking up at 4am with a weird amnesiac burst of not knowing who/what/where but remembering my cats and recalling some sort of headache memoreeee-yuh I awoke much better around 7am and after some nice morning woohoohoo with my husband I dawned upon myself with realisation that the obvious truth of the matter entire that it was Death DEATH! personificated Death wot snarled unto me aroundtime 3pm yestSaturday but DEATH! can't handle daylight well (all that dwellingth-in-darkness-hsssss sort of stuff) and so his bonygrip aim was myopic as he squinted in firm Australian sunlight and swingetht his scythe causing it to lodge unfatally in my right temple with ouch shooting across my browline before DEATH! in grumblembarrassment ("may yon Four Horsemen not be watching, they can be such taunters") then spent the rest of the day/night with spectral heel stomped against my right eye socket for leverage as he complaynt and hisst and clutching the ademantine pole of his swathcutting scythe attempted to dislodge the badly-aimed blade from mine skull.

Still, codeine and temazapam helped me chill whilst he embarked upon his morbid endeavour. AND DEATH ART HERE NO MORE DEATH THOU HAST HIE'D
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